Conference realignment? I think Texas, Florida and Missouri should break off and form their own COVID Conference.
Hey, Aggie AD Ross Bjork. I feelya. I do. Really. I’d be pissed, too. It ain’t gonna do you any good, but…
A&M Board of Regents meeting tomorrow. “Hell, I don’t know…what do you wanna do?”
Meantime, longtime historical allies Texas and Au Jus plot their next move. Which one of them turns on the other first? Get your bets down!
Zeke says he weighs 218, the lightest he’s been since his freshman year at Ohio State. Let’s just hope none of that reduction came from his brain, which didn’t have any mass to spare.
Roger The Hammer is Ming The Merciless. And I love it. It’s gonna cost any NFL meathead who violates COVID protocol $14,650 every time he screws up. You can make those donations out to the Cole Beasley Relief Fund.
Packers start camp Wednesday. Rodgers? Who knows? But Aa did just complete his annual pre-camp training regimen at Proactive Sports Performance. I read about the fun activities this program includes. I stopped reading at “sand dunes.” I’m out…
Maria Taylor to NBC. That may mean Rachel Nichols to Limbo. Or Purgatory.
DeChambeau is positive? And wuddup with Jon Rahm? Isn’t that twice in two months?
How’d you tweak your hamstring, Paul? Well, see there was this ice chest, and…
Let’s all hope to Carpe the Ol’ Diem today. It’ll help if we’re all playing the Rangers.
Later. Reporting live, I’m Jim Bitterman.