It’s “Watch Yo Ass Wednesday!”
The upcoming weekend is by far the best of the college football season so far. There’s good stuff everywhere!
But you know how this works. It’s Watch Yo Ass Wednesday! What follows is a list of favored teams who are now officially on my upset alert list. They better watch they ass! (Potential tormentor in parenthesis.)
#2 Georgia (#8 Arkansas)
#14 Michigan (Wisconsin)
#24 Wake Forest (Louisville)
#7 Cincinnati (#9 Notre Dame) There should be some mutual ass self-recon in this one.
#1 Alabama (#12 Ole Miss) Yes, even Bama needs to check their hemline every now and then.
#3 Oregon (Stanford)
#6 Oklahoma (Kansas State)
#10 Florida (Kentucky)
#23 North Carolina State (Louisiana Tech)
#15 Texas A&M (Mississippi State) Ags need to train the Hubble Telescope on their tushies.
#19 Oklahoma State (#21 Baylor…THEY STILL NASTY!)
#4 Penn State (Indiana)
#25 Clemson (Boston College) Do those two losses make Clemson’s ass look fat?
#20 UCLA (Arizona State) Some late night ass gazing at the Rose Bowl.
Hey, all y’all. YOU BETTER WATCH YO ASS!