Let’s get a couple of things straight.
BAYLAH NASTY!
But Baylah will beat Au Jus today. I’m not saying the Sooners have been living a lie. They’re a good team. But they have often been very lucky.
Au Jus runs out of luck today.
BUT BAYLAH WILL STILL BE NASTY!
Aaron Rodgers says he didn’t really lie.
Yes, he lied. And it was a huge, stinky, steaming lie.
Now he says he didn’t really lie about lying.
Yes, he did. So the lies continue.
Aaron Rodgers says he is a “critical thinker.”
No. He is no thinker at all.
Aaron Rodgers says he’s sorry “if”…
That means he’s not sorry about anything other than getting busted.
Aaron Rodgers says he marches to his own drummer.
That drummer needs to take up the tambourine. Or the jug.
Aaron Rodgers says everyone’s opinion must be respected.
No.
Hell, no. Hell, no.
This is pretty much why we founded Radically Rational.
Full explanation Sunday morning.
And don’t you get all smug, Jolly Roger. Because you screwed this pooch into low-Earth orbit.
Here’s the way life works. You get so many football seasons. If you’re a play-by-play dude or dudette, you get to do so many football games.
And then you die.
I did my last game of the season last night. Loved it. Loved everything about it. Quoting the Average White Band, “Oh! If I ever lose this heaven….if I ever…ever ever lose this heaven….”
Plenty of reasons to try to eat right and turn that elliptical trainer into metal shards.
It’ll be August before you know it.
And I’ll have to go buy some new poster boards and colored Sharpies.
One more thing before I simply bid you Happy Saturday.
BAYLAH NASTY!!!