Bloodthirsty? Me? You really wanna go there? OK. I admit it. I wish the ‘Horns had hung three more touchdowns on those yokels.
I’m wondering. Are the Aggies going to celebrate almost beating Alabama as hard and loud and long as Texas celebrated almost beating Alabama?
That was a horrible play call from the two-yard line, Jimbo. That was really the best you could do? It was amusing, however, to see how freaked out Tide fans were. They were expecting the worst.
So, who is in a worse position right now? Jimbo or Venables? I’ll answer my own question. Venables. Holy moly. Dude. Rent. Don’t buy.
So I guess Georgia jumps back to number one this week, correct?
It drives some of you crazy whenever anyone says SEC football is The Big Dog.
But you know why folks say SEC football is The Big Dog? Because SEC football is The Big Dog. Deal with it.
I was really uncertain about my pick between the Cowboys and Rams. Until I woke up at 3:55 a.m. Sunday. Total clarity. Dallas will win. Too much defense. Yes, despite all their problems, drama and ownership issues, the ‘Boys will be 4-1. The immediate obstacle will then become the 5-0 Eagles. (They’ll beat the Cardinals.)
“Gross motor instability.” That means “no-go,” period. I don’t ever want to hear about a player “just getting his bell rung” ever again.
Russell Wilson has a partially torn lat? Maybe that explains some things. Maybe. Actually, at my age I’m impressed with anyone who still has a lat.
Despite my eternal instincts, I guess I’ll have to start taking UCLA seriously. That’s not just 6-0, that’s an impressive 6-0. The last time the Bruins were 6-0 was 2005.
There was never any doubt that Tennessee was gonna win in Baton Rouge. Morning kickoff.
All-MOST, Jayhawks. But there is no doubt that you are for real.
Pitt RB Israel Abanikanda rushed for 320 yards and six touchdowns Saturday. Not even Tony D ever did that. Abanikanda. Kinda sounds serpentine, doesn’t it? I like the name.
I saw a dude throw seven touchdown passes Saturday. I not only saw it, I tried to describe it on TV. It was difficult, since my chin was on the press box counter. Lindsey Scott Jr. That’s Mr. Scott to all of us. Incarnate Word 56, Lamar 17. The Roadrunners aren’t the only birds of prey in San Antonio.
That was not cool, Eddie Robinson Jr. Not cool at all. If Prime Time wants to bro-hug you, you bro-hug Prime Time right back. Your dad would not have acted like an ass.
My Astros Anxiety begins Monday. I will be a mess. The Mariners make me nervous.
That’s it for Pujols and Molina. And that’s sad.
Draymond says he’s going to “step away” from the Warriors for a few days. I find myself singing “Everybody needs a little time away…I heard her say…from each other. Even lovers need a holiday…” Chicks still dig Cetera.
SUNDAY SOOTHSAYER
Packers 31 Giants 21
Bills 34 Steelers 20
Browns 27 Chargers 24
Vikings 27 Bears 17
Lions 30 Patriots 24
Saints 27 Seahawks 24
Jets 20 Dolphins 17
Buccaneers 31 Falcons 24
Titans 24 Commanders 21
49ers 27 Panthers 17
Eagles 38 Cardinals 24
Ravens 31 Bengals 27
Jaguars 27 Texans 20
Cowboys 28 Rams 24