09/29/22 “Knock knock.” “Who’s There?” “Depose.” “Depose who?” “Strike depose for your mugshot, Orange One!”
He’d rather ride out a Cat-4 ‘cane than be deposed in a lawsuit. That is known as FOD—Fear of Deposition. You know, as they say, the only people who fear depositions are guilty people. Right? Isn’t that what His Orangeness says about people who take the Fifth? Right before he takes the Fifth 250 times? […]
09/29/22 Do you think I’M gonna read Mac Jones’ MRI?
What? WHAT? Do you think I’M going to read Mac Jones’ MRI? Do you? I’m even more day by day than he is. And if I have to tell you that eleven more times at a press conference, you better believe I will! Baseball is rooted in romantic nostalgia. It’s what makes baseball baseball. Seeing […]