There’s only one thing in the news this morning standing between me and total despair—the knowledge that Fox Spews is about to take a righteous and historic ass-kicking.
The rest? Too tragic to be true.
The slaughter at an Alabama Sweet 16 party.
A Kansas City teenager is lucky to be alive after making an innocent mistake that threatened no one. Except a racist old white man, a group that seems to be threatened by just about everything. I guess cowardly firing only one shot through a glass door just wasn’t enough.
And 45 shots were insufficient in Akron, apparently. It was the 46th that provided police satisfaction.
Stop me if you’ve heard the one about the 65-year-old man in rural upstate New York who grabbed his gun on his front porch and shot and killed a 20-year-old woman who had accidentally driven onto his driveway. She had already realized her mistake, had turned her vehicle around and was leaving his property. He needed two shots, too. No one had exited the car and there was no interaction among the shooter, the victim and the two passengers in the vehicle. The shooter has been charged with second-degree murder and reportedly is not cooperating with police.
The GOP is forcing us all to play national and even global Russian Roulette with the debt ceiling because, because, well because…
Get your hyenas under control, McCarthy.
George Santos is running for re-election.
It’s Holocaust Remembrance Day. And many will not remember. And many others will even deny.
“Makes me wanna hollah, throw up both my hands….”
But, enjoy that ass-kicking, Fox Spews. You have certainly earned it.