It’s 6:49 a.m. on Thursday, July 29, 2021 as I write. And Cole Beasley is still a moron.
Dear Packers G.M. Brian Gutekunst. Please get off your knees. You’re making us all a little uncomfortable.
Did you realize (because I honestly didn’t) that Rodgers is heading into his 17th season with the Packers? That’s longer than Bart Starr. That’s longer than #4. That’s a long time.
A couple of days ago I speculated that Saints Coach Sean Payton might be a little pissed that WR Michael Thomas waited until June to get ankle surgery. Yesterday, Payton publicly said, essentially, “I’m pissed that Thomas waited until June to get ankle surgery.”
Hell, no, you don’t get your Heisman back, Reggie. Whatever made you think you might?
Big 12 Commish Bob Bowlsby is accusing ESPN of engineering and brokering all this chaos. If you know me, you know I roll my eyes at most conspiracy theories. This one might have some legs…
Major COVID outbreak on the Nationals? I’m shocked.
Finally, you ever see an old dog lying on his blankie, asleep, but clearly dreaming of being a young dog and running like the rapids? And you know this because the dog is making happy little noises, and his legs are moving? That’s me today. This old dog just took you deep for a Very Sudden Six. In my dreams. This crap ain’t for sissies…