I think I understand all the commotion and hubbub about Jacksonville’s rookie quarterback. Hokie Smokes, Bullwinkle. And it wasn’t just the throws. It was the way he handled himself in the pocket.
Lotsa luck dealing with him in the opener, Houston Texans.
Oh, and have your whistles ready as you walk past the graveyard, Cowboys. Don’t tell me everything is ok. It’s not.
More Saints games in San Antonio? That could happen. They’re already at least Temporary Texans. For now, they’re going to practice at JerrahWorld.
Of course, there are more important issues than football. But football goes on. What happens with LSU? What happens with Louisiana as they get ready to open up against the ‘Horns on Saturday in Austin?
The Hoodie says he hasn’t decided on a starting QB. Sure, he has.
So, the ‘Niners are looking at using both Garoppolo and Lance? Hey, maybe Kyle Shanahan can alternate them on every down, like Landry did with Staubach and Morton early in the 1971 season. (Bad Idea Jeans.)
I saw a lot of high school football over the weekend. I no longer count sheep in an effort to get to sleep. I count WR screen plays. Wooly.
Today? Let’s all do the best we can.