We cannot rest until we eliminate all ignorant, sexist, pandering, grandstanding, controlling, misogynist mujahidin from the streets of Texas.
And “streets” of Texas would include the driveway that rolls up to the governor’s mansion.
I’m wondering. Is six weeks a reasonable amount of time for a governor to realize he is the Devil’s spawn? I mean, is a man even aware he’s a moron in six weeks? I mean, that’s not even one mental cycle.
Not to give any intellectual respect or even acknowledgement to Ayatollah Abbott’s incoherence, but a rapist is a rapist only after he rapes. So, “eliminating” rapists would seem to be a little ambitious, wouldn’t it? Particularly since rapists don’t walk around in jerseys sporting a big, block “R.”
Maybe the Texas Mujahidin can kick that around at their next Prayer Breakfast.
I want to own this. Almost a decade ago, my wife made a fleeting reference to the “War on Women.” I tapped the brakes on my eye-roll, and just asked her if maybe that was a little strong.
No, if anything she understated this. This is not just a War on Women. It’s Jihad.
But just as we did in World War II, we Americans are capable of fighting on two fronts simultaneously.
Hell, yes, there’s a War on Women. But there also is a raging War on Intellect, Reason, Science, Facts and Sanity.
Those Martial Venn Diagrams intersect.
What do I mean? That’s why God Invented Thursday. Seeya tomorrow.