How old am I? I’m so old I remember when Jason Garrett was a hot play caller.
Wonder if JG now wants to take that (Joe) Judge out back of the courthouse and try a little bit of His Honor on? (“When you’re hot, you’re hot. When you’re not, you’re not.”)
Yes, it has come to this. A Jerry Reed reference in a sports blog.
Matt Nagy denies a report that the Bears are gonna fire him the instant the clock hits zero tomorrow in Detroit. Translation. He’s packing up his office. That’s a turkey of a Thanksgiving. First, you have to be in Detroit, and then you get canned like cranberry sauce while you’re there.
Hell, I’ve been fired in better cities than Detroit. I never got fired on Thanksgiving. But I did manage to get bagged on Halloween one time. Ghoulish.
Yes. Absolutely. No kidding. No joke. I’m pissed at Amari Cooper. Irresponsible. Unprofessional. Selfish.
Zach Wilson will start for the Jets Sunday. That’s great. I’m still a Texans fan. Houston will get its third win of the season. Hey, Flacco! Wuddya mean you’re not vaxxed?
The Titans are at a genuine season crossroads. They often looked like the best team in the NFL until King Henry went down. I get why they cut A.P. loose yesterday. He wasn’t getting much done. Tennessee was a hot mess in losing at home to the Texans last week. And they’re gonna get smacked again this Sunday at New England.
Speaking of teams and folks at a crossroads, Baker Mayfield needs to decide who he’s going to be. That’s not a good look right now.
College pig…Cincy cracks the top four in the CFP rankings, becoming the first Group of Five program to do that. I’m good with it. They kicked the stuffing out of a pretty good SMU team last week, and that earlier win over Notre Dame is looking even better.
I am now waiting for UTSA fans to start whining. (“What about US?!!) The program at UTSA has come so far and is so good that its fans can now whine just like the big boys.
IT’S WATCH YO ASS WEDNESDAY!
The following college football teams need to watch they ass as they head into their games this weekend! (Potential tormentors in parentheses.)
Ole Miss (Mississippi State)
Texas (Kansas State) Are the ‘Horns gonna close their season with seven straight losses?
Iowa State (TCU)
Ohio State (Michigan)
Wake Forest (Boston College)
UTSA (North Texas)
Michigan State (Penn State)
Texas A&M (LSU)
Oklahoma (Oklahoma State)
Notre Dame (Stanford)
Y’ALL ALL BETTAH WATCH YO ASSSES!
Yes. I’m one of about three people globally who care deeply about Rice Owl football. So long, Bloomie. It’s nothing personal. Strictly business. You’ve had four years…
I’m feelin’ so strong today I’m gonna go deflect an asteroid.