Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome…THE OHMYGOD VARIANT!
Virologists say it may have “immune escape potential.” That’s a very NASA-sounding term, doncha think? Or maybe it’s better suited to a football telecast. “You can’t stop OHMYGOD, you can only hope to contain it!”
As Brook Benton (and later Randy Travis) once sang, it was “Just a Matter of Time.”
And we coulda ended a lot of this mutation shit with global vaccination. This is what happens when people use science books as nothing other than beer coasters.
But…it’s on, now.
Yep. Football. Lotsa football.
Yeah, I’m laughing to keep from…
I mean, what you gonna do?
Flip over to the sports blog on this site under the “Our News” tab. I’m a much more pleasant fellow over there.