Slates of fake electors from seven states were submitted to the vice president for the expressed, specific, conspiratorial, premeditated and illegal purpose of arbitrarily and groundlessly overturning the results of a free and fair presidential election, thus effecting an attempted coup against the United States government aimed at toppling democracy and crowning an autocrat.
Yeah, that’s a long sentence. It’s also a wholly accurate one. How do we know? Because it’s all documented. These idiot outlaws couldn’t even cover their tracks.
Where am I wrong?