Yeah, I’ll use the Al Capone analogy. I’ll go there. Hell, yes, I will.
I’ve always thought there was a striking similarity between Uncle Al and LeGrande L’Orange. Except that Capone had about 40 IQ points on Trump.
But Al ultimately wasn’t smart enough to stay out of prison. You can shoot up a truckload of mob rivals and then go straight to your favorite Italian restaurant. But if you don’t pay your taxes, your ass is going to the hole.
Trump has tried to rig an election, incited an armed insurrection whose intent was to overthrow the government of the United States. He consorted with our international enemies. He abandoned our allies. He weaponized the executive branch. He sold out his oath of office and the American people for personal gain. He grabbed the pussy of his choice by the pussy. Serially.
And still he always made it back to the White House commissary in time for Quarter Pounders and fries.
But this is different. He stole and destroyed documents. That’s tangible. That’s documentable. That’s real. That’s a felony.
Hey, in every household there’s always one pig who uses too much paper in the toilet, right?
No plunger is going to remove this crappy clog. This is a stinky flood that’s only going to get deeper.
He’s going to the hole. “White House Plumbers, Part II”?
You know what they say. He who ignores history is doomed to repeat history.
Can I get an Amen, Mr. Capone?