Today’s question. Which state is crazier? Florida or Texas?
Relax. There is no wrong answer.
What exactly did you accomplish with your Border Stunt, Abbott? Other than wasting food, further tying up supply lines, damaging drivers, hurting the economy and ginning-up your toothless banjoists?
But don’t worry. Ron DeSantis and his Angry Anglo Alligators accepted the challenge. Florida just rejected more than 50 high school math textbooks, claiming among other things that the math books contain Critical Race Theory. Math books. Einstein once expressed this in an equation. E=DI2. “Edumacation equals dishonest ignorance squared.” Don’t argue with Einstein. It’s almost always a bad bet.
Let’s talk liars. First they lie. Then they lie about their lies. Then they lie about the Institution of Lying. This now clearly is the newly issued Cult Talking Point. Just say Jan. 6 was No Big Deal. It’s part of the past. Why are we still talking about this?
Because it was the darkest domestic day in American history. Because it was a premeditated and coordinated armed insurrection whose goal was to overthrow the government of the United States. Because those who perpetrated it have not yet been brought to justice. And because these traitors cannot be left in a position to do that again, which if left unchecked, they clearly will.
No, this issue is very much “present tense.” I would say, “Nice try.” But it’s actually pathetic.
Tomorrow is April 19. If that doesn’t make you a little nervous, you might want to read an American history book, even if you’re in Florida.
