“You Can Leave Your Hat On”—Randy Newman, 1972
I’m just wondering. It is fashionably acceptable to wear a red cap to your own arraignment prior to Easter?
There are multiple media reports that Team Trump is going to break out a full-line of (for profit) indictment merchandise aimed at portraying His Orangeness as a victim of political persecution.
You know, I’ve got some marketing chops. And I’m always trying to be helpful. Trump says the judge hates him.
Remember the original iteration of the XFL back in 2001? Remember Las Vegas Outlaws running back Rod Smart (who later played in the NFL with the Panthers)? Probably not. But you do remember his self-given nickname, which he wore on the back of his jersey.
HE HATE ME
Who can possibly forget HE HATE ME?
That was only the greatest thing ever.
It’s time to run it back. Team Trump needs t-shirts with a picture of the judge, captioned front and back with…
HE HATE ME
Rod Smart is available to sign merchandise.