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Did you have a problem with brief television cutaways of Mama Kelce sitting in her booth when Travis and Jason were squaring off in last year’s Super Bowl?

No? Then why are you losing your shit over Taylor Swift?  This is true hysteria. There is nothing complex, clandestine, conspiratorial, sinister or threatening about this. Let me see if I can ‘splain this to you. Two attractive high-profile pop culture celebs have a thang. Happens all the time. They appear to be happy and to be very supportive of each other. Then why can’t you be happy for them?  Or just ignore them, if you’d prefer?

Music is entertainment.

Sports is entertainment.

Television is entertainment.

Celebrity relationships have always been in the entertainment spotlight.

Sports celebrity relationships have always drawn cameras.

If any of the following sports wives/girlfriends are in attendance at their guys’ games, you’re gonna see ‘em.  You expect to see them. Cutaways of them would be conspicuous by their absence. This includes or has included:

Victoria Beckham (David Beckham)

Ciara (Russell Wilson)

Holly Robinson Peete (Rodney Peete)

Gisele Bundschen (Duh)

Olivia Culpo (Christian McCaffrey, preceded by Danny Amendola)

Hailee Steinfeld (Josh Allen)

Simone Biles (Jonathan Owens)

Jessica Simpson (Tony Romo)

Kate Upton (Justin Verlander)

Eva Longoria (Tony Parker)

Olivia Munn and Danica Patrick (Aaron Rodgers)

And this isn’t new. I’ve been a Cowboy fan for a LONG time. And believe it or not, I was once a teenager with a fully functional endocrine system.

You know, those three seasons of Joey Heatherton shots didn’t exactly offend me.

You know what was a big deal?  Rams QB Bob Waterfield and bombshell actress Jane Russell. BACK IN THE 1940s!

And you’ve probably heard something about Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe.

Here’s quick list of all the things Swift and Kelce are NOT about:

Politics

Culture wars

Trump

Biden

LGBTQ rights

Barbie

Pentagon PsyOps

Veganism

A concocted match-made NFL marketing plot (The league is doing just fine, thanks.)

Gold-digging women. (You do realize that Swift could buy and sell Kelce, don’t you? Same was true of Giselle and Tommy.)

TV is a business. It’s about attracting eyeballs. Any television producer/director who DIDN’T show occasional (and they have actually been very limited in number) shots of Taylor rooting for her guy would be fired for gross incompetence. It’s your JOB!

Being an old guy, I just recently learned what the acronym SMH stands for.

Yes, I am Shaking My Head.

Bless your little hearts…

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I clearly have the attention span of your median fruit fly.Look! Airplane!

Sorry. I’m back.

It’s both a curse and a blessing. I’ve never bought this stuff about, “He who dies with the most toys wins.” But I do think that a wide range of life experiences helps us grow as people, and helps us better relate to other people. I’ve been fortunate. And I am beyond grateful.

I show up on time. I go like hell. I’m a good listener. I hold myself accountable. I own my mistakes. And I have a natural and an insatiable curiosity. I’m never afraid to say, “I don’t know,” when I don’t. But then I try to find out.

The flip side is I’m a lousy ballroom dancer and my clothes sometimes fit me funny.

Stuff matters to me. I care. But while I take that stuff seriously, I try hard to never take myself seriously. As a result, I have sometimes been told, “Paul, it’s hard to tell when you’re serious and when you’re just having some fun. Which is it? Serious or fun?”

My answer is “yes.” But I think that is a legitimate criticism. I promise I’m going to work on that.

This has been the quickest and strangest half-century I’ve ever experienced. During that period, I’ve been afforded amazing opportunities in news and sports journalism across all platforms. I have taught wonderful students at the high school and collegiate level. Always, I learned more from them than they did from me. I’ve been a high school administrator. I spent ten seasons as a high school varsity football coach. I’ve been an advertising executive. I’ve hosted nationally syndicated television entertainment shows. In maybe the biggest honor I ever received, I was selected by NASA to be “Chet The Astronaut” for the “Land The Shuttle” simulator at Space Center Houston. (All I can say there, is “Do as I say, not as I do.” I put that thing in the Everglades more often than not.) Most recently, I just wrapped up a decade as a television news director, during which time our teams distinguished themselves in holding the powerful accountable, achieving both critical and ratings success.

What does all that mean? It means I am profoundly grateful. It also means I’m ready for “next.” So here we are. Radically Rational. It’s an idea I woke up with in 2017. I scribbled “Radically Rational” on a piece of notebook paper and used a magnet to stick it on our refrigerator. I saw it every day, and it just would not leave me alone.

I am second in charge at Radically Rational, LLC. My wife, Jo (also known as BB), is the president. Clearly, I have failed in my attempt to sleep my way to the top of this organization.

I hope you will learn that I’m loyal as a Labrador. But I will admit that this doggie can bite every now and then. My promise to you? I will show up on time. I will go like hell. I will listen to you earnestly and attentively. I will hold myself accountable. I will never be the least bit hesitant to say, “I don’t know,” when I don’t.

But then I’ll try to find out. Let’s do it.