Paul’s Daily Ration: 09/25/21 – Radically Rational

Paul’s Daily Ration: 09/25/21

Not even the U of A football team has lost more times in Arizona than Donald Trump. Bear Down, Arizona!

It’s pretty embarrassing when even your cherry-picked, purely partisan, hired gun “frauditors” have to finally give it up.

Or at least it would be embarrassing if Trump were capable of being embarrassed. Trump doesn’t get embarrassed because he has no shame. See “sociopath.” Literally.

Now look east from Arizona to Texas and see, “Toadie.” Toadie Abbott. Toadie go, “ribbitt!”

This is Through the Looking Glass stuff. Uhh, Trump won Texas. He can’t take “yes” for an answer? Toadie Abbott himself has on multiple occasions said there was no widespread Texas voter fraud in 2020, and that he found nothing that might have affected the outcome.

But Toadie is going to have the Texas Secretary of State office conduct “full forensic audits” of the election in Harris, Dallas, Tarrant and Collin counties. Gee, what do those four counties have in common?

And all it took was for The Sociopath to pick up the phone and call Toadie? I’m reminded of that bathtub line from the movie “Arthur.” “Do you want me to wash your dick?”

Have some dignity, Toadie.

One more thing. The Secretary of State job in Texas is currently vacant, kind of like Toadie’s skull. And the folks who work in the office of the Secretary of State say they don’t know a damn thing about this. And election officials in Dallas, Harris, Tarrant and Collin counties say they are in the dark as well.

At this point of course this farce has nothing to do with 2020. It’s all about 2022 and 2024. The Sociopath and his Cultists are already screaming that the NEXT elections are already rigged. They’re already setting the table to cry foul. “Foul,” indeed.

Sound familiar? The Sociopath was bellowing in August of 2020 that the only way he could lose is if the election were rigged. If I win, it was legit. If I lose, it was rigged.

Nice! I’ll try telling the pit boss that the next time I’m in Vegas.

I don’t blame The Sociopath. He’s a sociopath. I blame any idiot who believes this garbage.

Ribbitt!

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I clearly have the attention span of your median fruit fly.Look! Airplane!

Sorry. I’m back.

It’s both a curse and a blessing. I’ve never bought this stuff about, “He who dies with the most toys wins.” But I do think that a wide range of life experiences helps us grow as people, and helps us better relate to other people. I’ve been fortunate. And I am beyond grateful.

I show up on time. I go like hell. I’m a good listener. I hold myself accountable. I own my mistakes. And I have a natural and an insatiable curiosity. I’m never afraid to say, “I don’t know,” when I don’t. But then I try to find out.

The flip side is I’m a lousy ballroom dancer and my clothes sometimes fit me funny.

Stuff matters to me. I care. But while I take that stuff seriously, I try hard to never take myself seriously. As a result, I have sometimes been told, “Paul, it’s hard to tell when you’re serious and when you’re just having some fun. Which is it? Serious or fun?”

My answer is “yes.” But I think that is a legitimate criticism. I promise I’m going to work on that.

This has been the quickest and strangest half-century I’ve ever experienced. During that period, I’ve been afforded amazing opportunities in news and sports journalism across all platforms. I have taught wonderful students at the high school and collegiate level. Always, I learned more from them than they did from me. I’ve been a high school administrator. I spent ten seasons as a high school varsity football coach. I’ve been an advertising executive. I’ve hosted nationally syndicated television entertainment shows. In maybe the biggest honor I ever received, I was selected by NASA to be “Chet The Astronaut” for the “Land The Shuttle” simulator at Space Center Houston. (All I can say there, is “Do as I say, not as I do.” I put that thing in the Everglades more often than not.) Most recently, I just wrapped up a decade as a television news director, during which time our teams distinguished themselves in holding the powerful accountable, achieving both critical and ratings success.

What does all that mean? It means I am profoundly grateful. It also means I’m ready for “next.” So here we are. Radically Rational. It’s an idea I woke up with in 2017. I scribbled “Radically Rational” on a piece of notebook paper and used a magnet to stick it on our refrigerator. I saw it every day, and it just would not leave me alone.

I am second in charge at Radically Rational, LLC. My wife, Jo (also known as BB), is the president. Clearly, I have failed in my attempt to sleep my way to the top of this organization.

I hope you will learn that I’m loyal as a Labrador. But I will admit that this doggie can bite every now and then. My promise to you? I will show up on time. I will go like hell. I will listen to you earnestly and attentively. I will hold myself accountable. I will never be the least bit hesitant to say, “I don’t know,” when I don’t.

But then I’ll try to find out. Let’s do it.