Hey, you know it is possible to address the economy (we have to do that) and Save American Democracy (we have to do that) at the same time. We Americans suck at multi-tasking. Or even “dual-tasking.” We suffer from the Binary Blues.
Adele says we’ve been pronouncing her name wrong. Says it’s actually pronounced “Hermione.” Who knew?
$1.5 bill in the PB jackpot? That’s almost worth my time and effort.
How bad is the newly-revamped CNN morning show? You might call it a Lemon.
Miss Argentina and Miss Puerto Rico have disclosed that they are married. I love it. Not just to promote human rights and freedoms, but to tweak Pageant Culture. Have at it, ladies.
How far “around the bend” are we as a nation? Herschel Walker is going to be a U.S. Senator. A second-hand bowling ball would be more qualified.
See you tomorrow, probably.