No. Just hell no:
Hell no, Trump’s deliberate attempt to inflate the value of his assets was not a “victimless crime.” You can stop that nonsense right here and right now. Trump dishonestly and illegally obtained lower rates from lenders by lying about his worth. That defrauded banks from earning interest to which they were legally entitled. Honest companies with whom Trump competes were put at a fraudulent disadvantage. The integrity of our financial institutions was jeopardized. By lying on loan applications, Trump dishonestly and illegally avoided paying $168 million dollars in interest charges. Read the report. It’s all there.Try cheating on your personal taxes and then telling the IRS it was a “victimless crime” and/or that “no one was harmed.” No. Hell no. Get outta here with that weak stuff.
Hell no. This laundry list of 91 criminal charges against Trump is not a “witch hunt,” “election interference” or “purely partisan politics.” Sure, when Trump commits crimes—which he clearly has—that has political value to his opponents. But the value did not create the charges. Trump’s criminal behavior did. Justice is not persecution. No. Hell no. Get outta here with that weak stuff.
Hell no. Dealing with his myriad legal woes is not keeping Trump from running his campaign. His behavior is responsible for that. Try telling a judge that you can’t make your criminal court date because you have a business appointment. That’s neither the judge’s nor society’s problem. Get outta here with that weak stuff.
No. Hell no. Presidents and former presidents have no “absolute immunity” from criminal prosecution. This absurdity requires no discussion or explanation. So we will elevate this one to “fuck no.” Get outta here with that weak stuff.
No. Hell no. Trump is not a business genius. He is one of the most notable business failures and business frauds in U.S. history. He’s a life-long con. When one of his lies fails, he simply replaces it with a bigger lie. Get outta here with that weak stuff.
No. Hell no. Trump and his MAGA Monkeys are not “defending American values and institutions.” Quite the contrary. They are currently the biggest threat to those principles. Get that weak stuff outta here.
No. Hell no. Under our Constitution, Congress cannot impeach a government official merely on the basis of “I don’t like that boy.” Nah, you can’t impeach folks over mere policy differences or party divides. Impeachment charges must rise to the level of “high crimes and misdemeanors” such as corruption, bribery and treason. Of course, you are free not to like Alejandro Mayorkas or anybody else. But when you attempt to bring impeachment articles you are abusing your office and wasting everybody’s time. Get that weak stuff outta here.
No. Hell no. There are no legitimate grounds to disqualify Fani Willis from prosecuting 14 defendants on election interference charges in Georgia. Yes, she and Nathan Wade displayed jaw-droppingly poor judgment. But their actions have in no way damaged, compromised or threatened their legal rights and ability to get a fair trial. There’s no connection here. Think Fani deserves to lose her job for being tone-deaf and unprofessional? OK. Vote her out next time. But until then, get that weak stuff outta here.
No. Hell no. The United States is not a “Christian Nation.” The founders could not have made that more clear. It’s called the Establishment Clause.
No. Just hell no.