“Just stop counting the votes!” Right? If we had just stopped counting the votes at midnight on November 4, none of this would have happened! Can’t you see that? Unfair! Fraud! Fake news! Stolen election! Stop the Steal!
“Just keep saying we won!”
“Just a peaceful protest by American patriot/tourists.”
Alice in Wonderland. Through the Looking Glass.
“Irony” is a concept that is lost on Cultists. Kinda like “hygiene.” But I’ll never forget the first time I saw a certain banner flying from the back of an over-compensating 3500 pickup on the beach at Port Aransas. This would have been 2019, pre-pandemic. It read, “Trump in 2020—No more bullshit!” My reaction? “You’re gonna have to pick one of those two clauses.”
It was all bullshit. All of it. And 73 million Americans fell for it. One math note (another concept with which Cultists are unfamiliar). 81 million is “greater than” 73 million.
Think it’s hyperbole to state that our democracy is in peril? The rest of the world is obviously more than just concerned. That’s why our U.S. perfect credit rating is in jeopardy. Even Bubba ain’t gonna like that at some point.
Something else even Bubba ain’t gonna like. His kids getting the Delta Variant. Or the next and even more virulent variant, which is now inevitable. How do I know? Because I have at least rudimentary math skills and understand basic scientific concepts. That used to be popular in our educational system and society. Math don’t lie. That goes for climate change, too. Right on schedule. Actually, maybe a little ahead of schedule.
So we are going to have an “abortion bounty” in Texas?
And speaking of The Taliban…a return to unspeakable horror in Afghanistan. You were expecting a Rose Parade?
But Bubba can’t be bothered. Not when folks are screwing with his cola, his chicken nuggets and his faux-tuna sandwich. Priorities!