I’m relieved and elated that the Greene County, Missouri County Fair is still on for July 29 through August 7. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
Texas Bubba Jackass gets busted for his role in the Jan. 6 Capitol insurrection. Bragged on a dating app that he was there. He said he just stood there peacefully. Nah, not unless you consider hosing down Capitol Police with pepper spray and then striking some of the cops with a metal whip to be “peaceful” acts. How do we know? Dating app alerted the feds. Feds then went over the video. Yup, that’s that jackass. Here’s the best part. Name of the dating app? “Bumble.” Anyone else hear banjo music?
I read that the “Hard Seltzer Craze” is over. I wasn’t aware that it ever started.
That’s it for now. I’m gonna be a Slow Motion Rider and fly the colors of the day…
Until later, remember that if news breaks, I Alone Can Fix It.