Yes, I’m “bashing the meedja.” Seriously. We learned conclusively last week (not that we didn’t know before) that Trump Just Made The Whole Thing Up. We learned conclusively (not that we didn’t know before) that he directly pressured the DOJ to say, without evidence, that the 2020 election was “corrupt” and “illegal.” This is the biggest story in American political history. The biggest. It makes Watergate look like jaywalking. And the meedja displayed the attention span of fruit flies. Yeah, intrepid journalists. By all means, tell me more about Kathy Griffin.
It often appears that DeSantis is openly and enthusiastically PROUD of his state’s shameful COVID numbers. Am I wrong?
Yes, I will “take a knee” in memory of D.C. Police Officers Kyle DeFreytag and Gunther Hashida, who we now know are the third and fourth law enforcement respondents to the January 6 Capitol armed insurrection who have taken their lives.
If you plan to have a heart attack in Baton Rouge, try not to do it today. Theycaintheppya right now. No ICU beds. But the Number 24 slot on the waiting list is available as I write this at 4:52 a.m. Central.
Hey, Florida GOP Idiot. You know what’s the real “mark of the beast” right now? It’s not the vaccine. No. The beastly mark is a number: 613,000. You’re a puke. And “brown shirts”? Only if you use your shirt to line your diaper.
Wisconsin Blowhard Ron Johnson is mindlessly running his yap again. This time a video reveals him essentially blaming the FBI for the unfortunate occurrences at the Capitol on January 6. Yeah, it’s not Balcones Fault or even San Andreas Fault. It’s the FBI’s fault. One thing was conspicuously missing from Johnson’s rant. Evidence. Have you noticed a pattern about every single one of these conspiracy theories?
Like, say the one that drags on in Arizona. You know, the eternal “audit.” The Maricopa County Board of Supervisors Chairman has had enough. Quote from the letter he sent to the Banjo Section. “Release your report and be prepared to defend any accusation of misdeeds in court.” Put up or shut up. But they won’t “put up,” because there’s nothing to put up. And they won’t “shut up,” because they lack even a grain of integrity.
Investigators from the NY State AG office spent ELEVEN HOURS grilling Governor Andrew Cuomo on July 17? Eleven hours? Sounds like that went well beyond, “Not much…how ‘bout you?”
