Late night final from D.C. Booker 58, Tuberville 0. Defund the Grandstanders. Cory just “sashayed” down and walked into the end zone. Tubs, you got faced, and you walked right into it, Mensa. If you haven’t seen the “highlights,” do so. Da-da-da. Da Da DAH!
Busy night. Three-point-five trill is almost real money. Senate Dems slogged through 15 hours to approve a budget resolution to fund a “social safety net,” the likes of which we haven’t seen since LBJ or perhaps even FDR. Paid family leave. New and larger tax credits. Health care. Measures to address climate crises. You know, everything Donkeys and Elephants fight about. Fiercest battle here may be on one side of the aisle. Dem “progressives” and “moderates” are going to tear out each other’s tracheas. Arizona Democratic Senator Kyrsten Sinema has already said $3.5 trillion is too rich for her blood. House approval of a similar resolution later this month could trigger the infamous “budget reconciliation” mechanism. I got my popcorn.
Fifty two arrest warrants are now in the hands of the Texas House Sergeant at Arms, one for each of the Travelin’ Dems who has pissed off Governor Petulant. Now what, Lil’ Greg?
Seems some Texas judges are giving Abbott some grief, too. The law can be very inconvenient. Right now Governor Petulant is going 0-4 in Dallas, Houston, Austin and San Antonio. How dare parents try to keep their kids alive?
Gee, I guess at some level Abbott The Panderer realizes his state is on fire. Or why else would he be begging for nurses from around the country to come to Texas? And “I See You” beds in the Lone Star State? Looks like we’re about fresh out.
And DeSaneless has grossly overplayed his hand in Florida, too. And now here comes a literal ill wind called “Fred.”
Oh, this stuff about state mask and vaccine mandates being “illegal”? Actually, no. Legal precedent for issuing such mandates as established by SCOTUS goes all the way back to 1905. You can look it up. I did.
YouTube to Senator Rancid Paul. “You’re a liar.” Twitter to Rep. Marjorie Hater Greene. “You’re a liar.” Why don’t the two of you take, say, a week, to think about this?
And let me cut you off. Stop with the “free speech” and “censorship” claptrap. You have no First Amendment right to lie on somebody else’s private property and platform.
MLBA. Make Lying Bad Again.
Stevie Nicks is fully vaccinated. Stevie Nicks is also 73. Stevie Nicks has canceled all live performances for the rest of 2021. That’s being Radically Rational.
Let me ask you. Am I the only person who does not get Anna Kendrick at any level?
Never mind. Enjoy your Perseid Meteor Shower tonight! Lather it up all over you!
