Yeah, I’m a Chuck Knox guy in a Hard Knocks world.
Zeke wraps birthday presents worse than I used to wrap whole chickens on Saturday mornings at Hartzog’s Model Market in Lockhart.
LSU mascot Mike The Tiger VII has better sense than 62 percent of the human population of Louisiana. Mikey is fully vaccinated.
Sam Ehlinger may actually have a shot at starting for the Colts. Opportunities comes and Wentz.
Need a job? Start working on your backpedal. Saints are in a World of Hurt at CB following yesterday’s retirement of Patrick Robinson.
Preseason top five? Alabama, Clemson, Au Jus, Ohio State and Georgia. Wait! You mean I got it right? I’m amazing. Making those picks was easy once Microsoft and Facebook were put on probation.