Fake News! Liberal lie! This is just a summer breeze! Freedom! Ignore it! If you evacuate or even board up your house you are living in fear!
You have a God given right to ignore this hoax. The liberal mainstream media is honking this “hurricane” to distract us from Benghazi!
All hurricanes matter! Even the ones that don’t exist.
Why does “Ida” or whatever her name is think she’s special?
Satellite photos? Photoshopped in a Chinese lab to make Trump look bad.
This isn’t about plummeting barometric pressure! This is about control!
Sunsets kill more Americans annually than “hurricanes.”
Trust in God. Take a spoonful of organic honey, a squirt of warm lemon juice and knock back a full box of cow wormer and you will be protected from the “hurricane,” which, again, doesn’t exist anyway.
Your children are your property. They don’t get a vote on the fake hurricane. If it gets a little breezy on their way to school, they can use their Scooby-Doo metal lunch boxes as a shield. I wouldn’t be surprised if Biden dropped an H-bomb on New Orleans, just to simulate a “hurricane.”
I’m not worried. Do you sheep not see this? “Ida”? Ida clare it a liberal hoax! Only cowards evacuate.
Hurricanes are just a mild cold and don’t impact children. Anyone who dies amidst 150-mph sustained winds was either old, obese, diabetic or had other underlying conditions.
And that clown that runs the National Hurricane Center, Ken Graham? What the hell makes him so smart? Ken Graham belongs in prison. “Ken Graham,” my ass!
Look, those folks in Louisiana had three fake hurricanes LAST year. So, they have built up some fake hurricane immunity. In fact, Louisiana has probably already reached herd mentality. They’ll be fine!
Patriots, join me in rejecting any false hurricane mandates.
I can see right through these Libtards!
Let freedom ring!
