Yes, the Golden Gophers pulled me in last night. And, then…
Who’s the head coach at Tulsa? I don’t even know his name. Not gonna matter. Because very soon he will not be the head coach at Tulsa.
The last time Mark Vital played football was in middle school in Lake Charles. That was before he grew to be 6-5 and 250, and started on Baylor’s NCAA Championship basketball team. Vital gave it a go in the NBA Summer League. Seems it didn’t work out. So now he’s caught on as a tight end on the Seahawks’ practice squad. Vital is not hurting for confidence. He says he is the new Antonio Gates, and that he is now vectored to the Pro Football Hall of Fame. Bless his heart.
Hell, yes, I’m gonna make lame-ass Week One college football predictions. Why? Because you expect me to make lame-ass Week One college football predictions.
Straight up winners. Coach don’t do point spreads.
Norff Carolina 37 Va. Tech 28
Norffwestern 24 Michigan State 17
Au Jus 53 Tulane 24
Wisconsin 31 Penn State 27
Stanford 36 Kansas State 24
Alabama 54 Miami 21
Texas Tech 51 Houston 50
UCLA 27 Elleshyoo 24
Illinois 36 UTSA 31
Louisiana 34 Texas 31
Rice 73 Arkansas 3
Notre Dame and Florida State both lose.