Climate change is real. ‘Rasslin’ is fake.
COVID is real. Q is fake.
Science is real. Superstition is fake.
Facts exist. The Deep State is fake.
I have teeth. Yours are fake, to the extent you have a toof.
Masks work. So do minorities.
Enjoy that Banjo Concerto. Now go narc out an Uber driver. Onward Krisschin Soldiers!
Click, click, click.
See ya tomorrow.