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As Kim Wilson and The Fabulous Thunderbirds queried “Ain’t that tuff enuff?”

Plenty tuff.

Tough. That’s my takeaway adjective from Championship Sunday.

The Bengals and Rams were more than tough enough.

One week after what is universally regarded as the greatest divisional championship round in NFL history, we were treated to two more classics, this time with Super Bowl berths on the line.

Cincy comes from 18 down on the road to win in OT. LA erases a 10-point fourth quarter deficit with three scoring drives to take down its archnemesis from the North.

Tough. The Bengals were tougher than Arrowhead. And the Rams out-Ninered the Niners, who had tormented them and frankly whipped their fannies in their previous SIX meetings.

It will be Tough on Tough in SB 56. I wouldn’t want it any other way.

Mahomes is at a career crossroads. No, I’m not jumping off his bandwagon. I am not abandoning him, or in any way kicking him to the curb. His talent is breathtaking, and it was on full display as he threw three dazzling early touchdown passes to put KC up 21-3.

But here’s what has happened. Mahomes is so certain of and dependent on his freakish ability to do the impossible that he has untethered himself from the routine. There’s a reason why even world-class musicians start every practice session with simple scales. Fundamentals. Patrick has taken the “fun” out of the basics.

It began with that startling lapse right before halftime. Up 21-10 and with a first-and-goal from the Bengal one, he flatlined. At the very least, he had three in his back pocket. I’m hearing and reading that the Chiefs should have just kicked the FG with five seconds left in the half. NO! Five seconds is a freaking eternity. The obvious play is to throw quickly into the end zone. You either throw a touchdown (in which case you have thrown a touchdown!), or you throw an incomplete pass that stops the clock with at least two seconds remaining, and you get your trey.

Duh. But instead, Mahomes lays it off to Tyreek Hill outside the five-yard-line. Not even Tyreek F. Hill can get in. Clock expires. Game turns.

KC got the ball first in the second half, with a chance to atone for that gaffe. Instead, the Chiefs went three-and-out, and at that point you knew it was ON.

Late in regulation, now down 24-21, Mahomes’ recklessness resulted in a fumble that almost ended the game. A KC offensive lineman got back on the ball to preserve a game-tying FG opportunity and send yet another playoff game in OT.

But then look what Mahomes did. He immediately threw what should have been an instant-death Pick-6. He got bailed out only because defensive backs are generally converted receivers who can’t catch. (Foreshadowing a key event in the NFC game later.) Still, his death wish was fulfilled when he threw an ACTUAL interception on the next play. And you knew what was going to happen after that.

This game was not just a product of Kansas City failures. The Bengals were brilliant. Brilliant. Burrow’s performance was a museum piece. But the Cincy defense was the key, especially on the back end. Mahomes frequently had “all kinds of time.” But he had no place to throw the football.

Best meme I saw after the Bengals punched their ticket to LA? “Joe Burrow is so cool, he can divide by zero.”

We jump two time zones to the West. Matthew Stafford looked like he was falling back into time when he just threw up a duck with the Rams down 17-14 with under ten minutes left in the fourth. Same old Stafford, right? Detroit Matt, correct? That narrative would have been revived and put on steroids immediately.

But remember how we were talking about defensive backs who have their hands on backwards? Niner safety Jacquisky Tartt not only dropped a certain and maybe game-sealing INT with his hands, he dropped it with his stomach, his crotch, his knees and his mortal soul. That was one sour tartt, but it wound up being a sweet dessert for a Ram team that is now going to “dine at home” on February 13.

The Rams are going to play one more time in their crib because they beat the Niners at their own game. They out-toughed SF. They ran the rock. They controlled the clock.

They were “tuff enuff.” And it probably doesn’t hurt to have Cooper Kupp wearing your team’s jersey.

And in the process they ended the Jimmy G. era by the bay.

More tomorrow.

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I clearly have the attention span of your median fruit fly.Look! Airplane!

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It’s both a curse and a blessing. I’ve never bought this stuff about, “He who dies with the most toys wins.” But I do think that a wide range of life experiences helps us grow as people, and helps us better relate to other people. I’ve been fortunate. And I am beyond grateful.

I show up on time. I go like hell. I’m a good listener. I hold myself accountable. I own my mistakes. And I have a natural and an insatiable curiosity. I’m never afraid to say, “I don’t know,” when I don’t. But then I try to find out.

The flip side is I’m a lousy ballroom dancer and my clothes sometimes fit me funny.

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My answer is “yes.” But I think that is a legitimate criticism. I promise I’m going to work on that.

This has been the quickest and strangest half-century I’ve ever experienced. During that period, I’ve been afforded amazing opportunities in news and sports journalism across all platforms. I have taught wonderful students at the high school and collegiate level. Always, I learned more from them than they did from me. I’ve been a high school administrator. I spent ten seasons as a high school varsity football coach. I’ve been an advertising executive. I’ve hosted nationally syndicated television entertainment shows. In maybe the biggest honor I ever received, I was selected by NASA to be “Chet The Astronaut” for the “Land The Shuttle” simulator at Space Center Houston. (All I can say there, is “Do as I say, not as I do.” I put that thing in the Everglades more often than not.) Most recently, I just wrapped up a decade as a television news director, during which time our teams distinguished themselves in holding the powerful accountable, achieving both critical and ratings success.

What does all that mean? It means I am profoundly grateful. It also means I’m ready for “next.” So here we are. Radically Rational. It’s an idea I woke up with in 2017. I scribbled “Radically Rational” on a piece of notebook paper and used a magnet to stick it on our refrigerator. I saw it every day, and it just would not leave me alone.

I am second in charge at Radically Rational, LLC. My wife, Jo (also known as BB), is the president. Clearly, I have failed in my attempt to sleep my way to the top of this organization.

I hope you will learn that I’m loyal as a Labrador. But I will admit that this doggie can bite every now and then. My promise to you? I will show up on time. I will go like hell. I will listen to you earnestly and attentively. I will hold myself accountable. I will never be the least bit hesitant to say, “I don’t know,” when I don’t.

But then I’ll try to find out. Let’s do it.