“Legitimate political discourse,”?
RIP, GOP.
In other news, doctors around the world are celebrating the first successful total human spine transplant in medical history. The recipient, identified as Michael Pence, is said to be resting comfortably and issued a statement saying he is now looking forward to his future testicular transplant surgery as well.
Scheduled donor Donald J. Trump concedes that he is, “Maybe a little nervous, to be perfectly honest with you…”